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cognitivedissonance - 2007-11-07

Yeah... accurate. The forced stealth was annoying.

theSnake - 2007-11-07

Hey, if it works it works. I don't like the handheld ones though except the old Game Boy titles.

Stog - 2007-11-07

+5 for dissing Half-Life: Source. Also Fagballs. And that little black gremlin that I find so adorable.

Rafiki - 2007-11-07

5 for "Please shut up about flak towers" at the end.

See: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=25667

MK_Ultra - 2007-11-07

"Please shut up about flak towers"

StanleyPain - 2007-11-07

I named Link "FAGOT" in Twilight Princess. Can't remember what I named the horse.

On my girlfriend's save he's called "DumAss"

we're very juvenile.

SolRo - 2007-11-07

for "I Say"

revdrew - 2007-11-07

Same here. That's just pure genius.

hentaiwolf - 2007-11-07

+5 for talking about Okami at the end.

zatojones - 2007-11-07


vissarion - 2007-11-07


fluffy - 2007-11-07

Yeah, that's basically how I feel about it. I only keep playing it because it gives me something to do while waiting for my builds and tests at work. Ugh.

At least you can just snap your fingers or thwack the microphone instead of yelling, and one character even says something to that effect later on (this is what I'd been doing all along, too). But that's sort of like saying that at least when you got raped in the back alley, the attacker agreed to use a condom.

fluffy - 2014-06-04

I can't believe I made a casual rape joke back when this video was posted. I'd like to think I've come a long way since then.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-11-07

Funny shaped keys, and "I say."

Xenocide - 2007-11-07

Yahtzee is still awesome, but he's wrong when he says Nintendo is the only company that gets away with pushing out endless sequels. Ratchet and Clank 12 or whatever is getting great reviews despite being the exact same game we all played on the PS2 five years ago with shinier graphics. And don't get me fucking started on Halo 3. Or Madden.

The industry seems to be fine with sequel syndrome as long as the quality of the games doesn't diminish. And at least Nintendo tries to do something new with its major franchises each time a sequel comes out, as opposed to the standard industry practice of grafting a bunch of new levels and cutscenes unto an unchanged engine and slapping a "2" on the box.

Having said that: the other things he bitched about are spot-on. Fuck the DS microphone.

Maggot Brain - 2007-11-07

wait, what?

lolcoolj - 2007-11-07

I wanna play Half-Life: Citrus Bazooka now.

Aubrey McFate - 2007-11-07

"I call it the Citrus Bazooka. You can call it the Sub-Sonic Produce Propulsion Device if you want."

1394 - 2007-11-07

5 for hero quest!

bongoprophet - 2007-11-08


also for not caring about WW2-know-it-alls whining about flak towers.

mr666 - 2007-11-08

Holy shit. I thought I was the only one who remembered Hero Quest.

yourmother - 2008-05-13

The only problem with the "flak towers know-it-all" logic is that the reason that people started talking about flak towers is because he was being a whiny WW2 know-it-all and complaining about the inaccuracy of there being flak towers.

RockBolt - 2007-11-08


Alfred Shitcock - 2007-11-08

Stars for being Yatzee, and more stars for Newell in the ambulance.

Camonk - 2007-11-08

I never played Zelda growing up, and I played Ocarina of Time or whatever for about five minutes before I said, No this sucks. I watched my sister play Wind Waker for about the same amount of time before I said, this sucks you should stop playing it.

Dummy Rum - 2007-11-08

I liked OoT, but I have to agree about Wind Waker. I'm all for massive environments, but couldn't they have made the sailing less mind-numbingly boring?

IrishWhiskey - 2007-11-08

You told your sister not to play a game because you thought it looked sucky? Why can't she play what she wants? Especially if your taste is to judge Ocarina of Time a failure after five minutes of gameplay.

Xenocide - 2007-11-08

Orcarina is one of the best games ever made. I'm glad you rushed to judgment on it because you clearly don't deserve to enjoy it.

zatojones - 2007-11-08

No he's right. Ocarina of Time sucked balls.

Camonk - 2010-02-15

So you guys all think that you should play a game for an hour before deciding it sucks?

You guys are basically battered wives. "It'll get better. Some Japanese guy going to the same well for the hundredth time loves me and so does this game!!"

Grace Mugabe - 2007-11-08

I've been told.

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-12-11

Look out, Fagballs!

tamago - 2008-02-15

I like naming towns "my anus" when the game lets me.

I'm also very juvenile.

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