That was pretty great.

This is just pandering to the evangelicals, right here.

It's really just about that guy saying "skullfucking" over and over again - which, admittedly, is skullfuckingly hilarious.

This is a problem that needs addressing.

but Sinclair isn't a real Congressman

Wait, the Onion is funny again? I'm confused.

I would have thought the legislative process slower. Example: start with laws punishing those who don't politely pull the eyeball aside like a pair of panties. He's just going right for it

"If we do not open our eyes to reality soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads."