1 part is submitted twice and this is obviously not only part 1. This was my first multi-part video submission... I apologize for the errors.

You won't even see this on 60 Minutes?! But they're the last bastion of responsible media left in the world!

At least this thing's got a bitching soundtrack.

It's hard to make fun of this knowing kids are being forced to sit through it by their parents and pastors.

The tone is absolutely hysterical by the end. Abortion holocaust! Hitler! Killing millions of babies! (Clearly Elvis and Satan's fault!)

It's evil and will destroy you, your family and the rest of the world... now lets watch and listen to it for hours! Idea: every time the narrator with the surfer-dude voice says "and he said, quote-" you have to do a shot. Fundie-porn!

4 part, more like 41 part! Good submission, hopefully the rest of it will be a good watch.

So does the end say something about Christian rock bands or do they conveniently leave that part out?

Part 16 with DXM.

The most beautiful irony would be if they had to pay rights for each song and video used.

They seem to think a song mentioning the bad consequences of the devil or substance abuse is the same as an endorsement of them.

Which is ironic, given the the Bible mentions these things a lot as well.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU FOREVER!

I MEAN IT BUDDY,

WHEN YOU CROAK I'M GONNA MARRY YOUR CORPSE!

God, I fucking did it. I watched all 4+ hours of this in one sitting. It literally became a ponderous and Quixotic act of mental willpower to see how much I could sit through.

All of it -- from the Spice Girls being responsible for the American holocaust of abortion, to basically every popular musician ever being a Crowleyan Satanist, to about ten minutes of footage of concert-goers montaged with hellfire and screaming. I saw the aborted fetuses, venereal disease sores, that AIDS patient, a Ricky Martin video...

I literally know what brainwashing feels like now.

Oh yeah -- #29 and #30 are the same.

I guess they didn't get all the way to emo. If they did, this would've been a documentary about how Satan used to run the industry, but now it's run by a bunch of poetry fags and whiney little kids.

Wow, less than 2 minutes into this thing and it was already getting crazy:

"This documentary is the result of years of research" I'll be the judge of that!

"You won't see this on MTV, VH1 or 60 Minutes..." Because they TOTALLY have something to hide, right?

Damn. I don't have time to watch this whole thing in one sitting, but I sure am tempted now. Especially since this first clip ended by suggesting that Columbine was the result of rock music. Smart money says the documentary will completely ignore the concept of personal responsibility for ones actions.

"Hey hey my my rock and roll will never die"

Truly shocking lyrics!

Does anyone have the authority to delete one of the repeated parts and retitle it without the "part 1?" I would be much obliged.

You get a bit of forewarning on how good a documentary is going to be when it's named after a Black Sabbath greatest hits album.

The rammstein/columbine mashup was actually pretty cool.