Oh, he was more than capable of patching that hole, he just wanted to show off with that stupid rocket.

And even then, he never gets laid. The only other men around are tubs, shortbus, and the old closeted gay, and STILL the egghead can't get a piece? Not even from Ginger, and you know the "ditzy actress" has handled more jewish cocks than a mohel.

It's clear in retrospect that all the television from my youth was intended as a life lesson for young boys: learn how to throw a ball, or you'll just end up frustrated and bitter. And then when you try to blow up the Eastern Seaboard, you'll just get cockblocked again by some jock in a suit or a cape.

Take it to heart, kids.

According to the Professor's autobiography, she was duped into the role (Schwartz told her the show was going to be called "Ginger's Island" and would be... well, it sounds just as ludicrous either way) and viciously passive-aggressive about everything. When the show ended, she never participated in any of the later reunions, such as the doomed "Return to Gilligan's Island".

At least she didn't get stuck with "...and the rest" for the first season.

i distinctly remember her in one of the reunion movies. i'm sorry, i can't say which.

She was on an episode of Roseanne with the rest of the living castmembers, playing Roseanne characters.

no I don't, YOU have this on VHS I gave it to you. At least I hope you still have it. Maybe I do have it. Go check your stuff. OH GOD IT'S BAD! is my only comment. And yeah, they didn't even try to rip off their own theme song? Come on, that's one of the greatest bad tv show theme songs ever.

"Oh yeah." (0:57)