dude needed a batarang with a rope
It really is better than duct tape for fixing all of life's problems.
|Son of Slam |
The worst part was having to hike back up to get his skis.
That would never happen to Bear Grylls, he's bouncer-tough.
Do do do dooo, do doo, do waaaah!
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
With Mentos fresh and full of Life!
Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool,
With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!
Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!
We call that "taking a turfer."
There's nothing worse than that first time you fall and realize you aren't going to stop until the mountain lets you stop.
Well, maybe this is worse.
Next up: The longest spring in the history of springing.
This life threatening injury brought to you by...
falling has a long and storied history
|Herr Matthias |
He SURVIVED? Truly amazing.
I think of 'Touching the Void' and I am significantly less amazed by this.
Also: Joe Simpson is a robot.
I just imagine this sounding like that old Eddie Murphy bit about your aunt falling down the steps.
THUMPATHUMPATHUMPATHUMPA-OH HELP ME LAWD-THUMPATHUMPATHUMPATHUMPA-OH JESUS LAWD-THUMPATHUMPATHUMPATHUMPA etc.
The zinger shoulda been the guy standing up and waving right at the lady, all what's up? It's snow, stupid! Snow's really soft! It's like nature's feathers!
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