DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DAD?

You can tell he carries that certificate around with him at all times. Because he has NOTHING ELSE GOING FOR HIM. Extra star for the look of ecstatic climax as he approaches 14 claps/sec.

HOLY JESUS.

I thought this was totally lame, and then that little Irish man blew my mind.

EXTREME

ahhhh!

how can you people watch crap like this when there is a war going on?

He'll get five stars when he develops this talent into a martial arts.

Well that was creepy.

if you put this man in a room with The Clapper installed he could probably fold space and time.

He's so vaguely, ambiguously gay it's hard not to love him

It's like watching a real life Looney Tune.

Due to a strange miswiring in his brain, this is actually how Kent masturbates.

no way was that 14 claps per second. at that speed we also wouldn't hear distinct claps and people with good hearing would start hearing a very low tone.

Someone, somewhere, thinks this is sex-worthy.

FANCY CLAPS

I had a friend who said he was the world's fastest fapper. No certification or anything, he just knew.

I believe him.

I could do that.

This guy must be really annoying at parties.

The way his hands fly up at the last moment of the video closed the deal and sold me on it.

whoa

The bad guy from Sidekicks

His face.

THE HUMAN BODY

This guy is CANADIAN

Such lame superheroes these days.