"In the O-Z."
Well, it could be worse. I'm not exactly sure how, but I sense it could be worse.
Still, it makes other attempts at dark-Oz'ing it up look dignified in comparison, ala:
Rodents of Unusual Size
I have to give the Science Fiction channel credit, because I expected it to be so so and they've churned something horribly bland past even my expectations.
|Killer Joe |
So so bad.
Scarecrow: That's Life in the O.Z. these days, tough and tougher.
Michael Bluth: Don't call it that.
I refuse to believe American McGee had nothing to do with this
They screwed up Dune, they screwed up Wizard of Earthsea... will they ever stop fucking everything up? Who pulls the strings over there, I want that man killed.
narrator: and coming soon the Sci-Fi channel, Zardoz, the 12 hour miniseries event starring Steve Guttenburg as Friend
narrator: Shari Oteri as Consuella
Consuella: C'mon under this sheet! Cmon!
narrator: Heath Ledger as Zed
Zed: Took a woman, in my own name
narrator: Whoopi Goldberg as the voice of Tabernacle
Tabernacle: look, just don't go beyond the dome. please? please!?
and Danny Glover as Zardoz
Zardoz: Don't you see? The gun is only good...if it's in your heart.
narrator: coming fall 2008, only on Sci-Fi
A movie made for the Sci-Fi Channel that's a piece o' crap??
That never happens.
I knew this had failure written all over it, the moment I heard about it. Ugh.
I love how the one thing they didn't change was the Wizard being a floating green head.
This was one of the biggest viewing mistakes I ever made. Zooey Deschanel is pretty though.
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