THE PROBLEM HERE IS THAT PARENTS DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE XBOX CONTROLLER.

IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OF NOT KNOWING HOW TO DO SOMETHING.

Also: They forgot to point out how Halo cussing makes vans explode.

"We need to teach children that with each new piece of technology comes a myriad of reasons to fear and hate it."

Have water molecules entered your child that have at some point in history been used by a PEDOPHILE?

I'm amazed that there is even a significant audience left for pieces like this (is there?) because it requires a special kind of completely out of touch parent that is becoming rare as technology advances.

Bonus points to Fox for somehow managing to turn the 360's detailed and powerful parental controls into "I'M A SINGLE MOM I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT UP IS UP AND A IS ACCEPT" and for completely ignoring the fact that all of these children are playing a game clearly rated Mature 17+ with parental permission.

"But this talk is different. This talk is filled with ugly racial slurs, antisemitic rhetoric, homophobic chat, sexual innuendo." Wait wait I'm confused, are they talking about Halo 3 or Fox and Friends?

Kids should live in a box until they turn 18, it's the only way they can be safe.

They need to start sacking these people.

"Online games like Xbox"

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