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Somehow this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
Weirdly reminiscent of this video: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=6395
I knew exactly what clip you were talking about before I even looked.
Hahaha I *knew* that was the video you were linking to. I just knew.
Ditto.
Is it the weather report? Is it? I'll bet it is! I'm not even going to look.
It's that growing sense of schizophrenia.
yawn
Robot.
WHERE IS YOUR SOUL?! WHERE IS IT?! WHHHHHHEERRRREEEE?!
His phone got bounced
I think the humor bounced off him!
Sounds like somebody is all tuckered out. (Probably from all that bouncing.)
awwww. cute little guy is determined to be different in an arbitrary way. bet if we all hated it, he'd 5 star it. bouncers are like that. so is roachbud. oh, and an honest 5 stars from me, because this is well done canned crazy
Roachbud is a bouncer.
In the future this video clip will be used to detect aliens masquerading as humans. if they aren't captivated then START SHOOTING!
Genius.
OH MY GOD THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER THE PHO-
I bet it was millions of dollars
Pick up a meee! ... AAAEEAAUGGH!!
+1 because the guy with the mossy underbeard and tired eyes is kind of hot.
Is your own brother who works in a related business stealing your-- *DIAL TONE*
Enjoy has lost a lot of weight.
This really kicks into gear at -0:35 when the sound editor should really get a million dollars.
SPIDERS ARE GROSS Uhh I mean, EYES ARE WATCHING
I think this proves the rule that every mediocre internet sketch comedy group usually has at least one or two great bits.
Barking dog? NO
The sad thing is that you couldn't actually buy a million phones with a million dollars.
I'm really worried about my sanity right now. I've just watched this about six times in a row, and I need more.
I wasn't mentally prepared for this right now.
+1 because the sentient phone is kind of hot. It's so easy, why wait?
I will be unable to so much as touch my phone until tomorrow morning, if I'm lucky.
This was like having the end of Metal Gear Solid 2 condensed down into a couple minutes.
Pick up the WAAAAAAAAAGH
For the screaming phone puppet decapitation.
DIAL THESE NUMBERS
3
I really wasn't ready for that to turn so horrifying.
What the hell did I just watch? Why am I now terrified of my phone? It's all a blur.
I think the bum stumbling into the frame at -0:40 does it for me. If you act now you can pick up 12 phones!
The movement of the hand at 0:36 gets me every time.
I don't think I can handle this.
RUINED by noticing that the crying girl can't hold back from laughing.
i'm going to take some audio from this to use as my ringtone
A MILLION DOLLARS?!
Would have been better if he'd said "call my brother-in-law".
Exactly what I needed today.
EYES ARE WATCHING
Phone, I pick you. Up.