Rubik had the exact same face as that godawful reeses alien.

I remember the reese's pieces ad now. Wow. Also, I had a 7" of songs based on the Pac-Man cartoon that I would listen to while bouncing up and down on my bed with this girl named Allison. We were going to get married.

Pop Tarts will turn you into a nightmare clown from Hell if you eat them. Stay away from them, kids!

Pop Tarts commercial followed by nutrition PSA. Classy.

Shit like this was on TV, and I still didn't want to go outside.

I, also, remember every damn thing in there. I was only 4. The creepiness of the baby doll is amped up by knowledge that Child's Play was less than a year away.

Why the hell was the rubik's cube next to some sort of naked, shaved crotch?!

Reese's couldn't afford to get actual E.T.?

I was only 1 when these came out - which is fortune; I ducked an early 80's-fuck, and instead grew up idolizing late 80's and early 90's neon plastics, nintendo and sweatpants, exclusively

I was 8 when this came out. These ads were basically made for me personally, and they worked because I remember them all.

-1 because that wasn't the fucking HANKER FOR A HUNK OF CHEESE spot, which altered my brain in ways I am still discovering today.

Every one except for the baby doll leapt unbidden right into my mind. By contrast, this weekend, I couldn't remember when the French Revolution started.