Surreal! Action! Speed! Supekutakuru! (Spectacular?) Suspense! Family Love! Romance!

The actual gameplay was shite, but it was totally worth it for the weirdness and the killer soundtrack.

I loved this game.

Had Japan made Die Hard.

HELLO.

HERE I AM.

HERE YOU ARE.

DO YOUR WORK!

I'd play this.

I loved this game so much when I was ten.

Then my mom took it away when she saw me playing the massage mini-game.

What's with the black chick?

Holy god, I need a copy of this.