this thing pretty much defines "better animal"

"Hish name ish Popcorn. We call him Popcorn becaushe he shmells like Popcorn!"

This is some good radio. "look at that!", "smell him!", "..."

UC!

Replace the host with the binturong and I think you have a show.

If bintu's wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Host: (asks question)

Zookeeper: ...

Host: (asks another question)

Goddamn autistic animal-guy: ...

Host: Oh christ I'm dying I can hear dials switching to some other wacky morning-crew all over the greater metro area

Aspie critter-fondler: WHEE HEE HEE I GOTS A AMINAL ON ME LA LA LA wait why is the tall pink biped's feeding-hole moving like that and make noises

Host: ARFGH

I thought this was hidden camera footage of a black market for exotic pets when it started.

What a letdown.