bought a 360 just to play it, no regrets.

Totally, and don't get me started on the start to crate article not being informative reviews of ma vidya gaymes.

I'm sure it's probably an amazing game once you get past the 6-hour hump.

At the end of the day, the guy's getting paid to review games. Writing a movie review that is three minutes of gay/dick jokes and things from the trailer, then saying "oh lol i only watched like 30 minutes of this w/e" may be kinda funny, but it's ultimately pointless.

I think he got through the main story, skipping as much as possible, because the whole sex scene thing is right before the final mission.

It's a realy fun game if you like sci-fi writing and enjoy well developed charecters (not that kind of developed, idiot).



Though I do agree that the vehicle sucks, I don't like the driving parts 9/10 times you have to do it.

He's being paid to be entertaining, not informative.

I don't even really play games anymore. Come to think of it I haven't played a console game in two years or so. I don't know anything about this game whatsoever, yet I've watched every single one of these. Dude's just funny, don't worry about it.

I liked the Mako parts a lot more after I realized you could use R3 to zoom in from impossible distances.

There's a million places to go for straight-up game reviews. Yahtzee's here to be funny.

Agreed. I laughed as soon as I heard "A Little Less Conversation." I enjoyed the game, but everything he says is fair.

you can, you'll just be bad with it, because this is an RPG, and has progression...and, fuck, why do I bother explaining this stuff to idiots.

Yeah, I never got that. EVERY single character comes with the same 4-weapon set, and most of them are only even capable of learning how to use TWO of them at the most.

Every character CAN use every weapon, you just get damage and accuracy boosts with them only in certain classes.

What on earth is so confusing about that? Its an RPG, why would you expect a soldier and an engineer to be equally good at all weapons?

But he's a space marine, that means he must be flawlessly skilled at every weapon ever devised by man from the second he picks them up! It only makes sense!

It's a good thing he's funny, since this fact basically renders all of his opinions about video games worthless.