| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |

Reddit Digg Stumble Facebook
Desc:
Category:Video Games, Advertisements
Tags:Duke Nukem Forever, teaser, 3D Realms
Submitted:Chet
Date:12/19/07
Views:2367
Rating:
View Ratings
Register to vote for this video
Favorited 1 Time

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:
Chris Tucker in 'The Fifth Element'
Copper Pipe Magnet
Hamster Fishing
Mike Pence (R-IN) on what kind of health care compromise he'd say yes to
Adult Baby - Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories
Do Not Ever Piss Off Doctor Who
The Complete Stone Cold Stunner Collection
CNN's Glenn Beck - GRAND THEFT MORALITY
Ken's Labyrinth v1.0
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) trailer
Comment count is 54
kthorjensen
Can't wait to play this on my deathbed.
jmags
You mean when they put your cryogenically frozen brain into a robot body in 3146.

bongoprophet
I promised myself not to make a joke about delays so...

hmm..

...
Caminante Nocturno
I'm sorry, but we've all moved on. We've started seeing other FPS characters since.

Borborygmus
Dear Duke,
Yes, it's true, i'm seeing someone else. Yes, he's a scientist. Yes, he wears glasses. The truth is that he's there for me, Duke, in a way that you're just not anymore.

Yes, i do remember when we got health from that drinking fountain, one point at a time. The maps were good. And i remember the shrink ray. And the strippers! Those were good times.

But i've moved on, Duke. To polygons.
love,
the gaming public

P.S. are you still on about that poop thing? Cause i was never really into that, it was really more your thing.

IrishWhiskey
Oof. Ugly in sight and sound. Considering that there's no gameplay, I'm not sure it has any redeeming qualities.
Randroid
My first thought was that this really didn't contain any actual in-game footage at all. That the whole thing was done in Maya or 3DS, with purposefully ugly polygons, to pass it off as an actual game. All in order to give the development team another 10 year breather.

Hugo Gorilla
Stay Tuned
Jeriko-1
I can't wait to laugh me ass off when the the game finally is released... And promptly ripped apart by critics for being a piece of shit.
Jeriko-1
Oooooh shit... Coming back to this post after all these years.

Killer Joe
Meh.
Rovin
The most advanced cigar-smoking replication engine seen in a game to date!

I'll give this four, since it'll provide Ventrilo Harassment with more audio clips to piss people off with. Assuming it ever actually comes out.
MattG
Clips? There's just one line.

Rovin
I mean from the "game" not this... thing.

Stog
It's too fucking late, George. Give it up already.
MattG
Synopsis: "I LIFT WEIGHTS AND HAVE TO POOP"
HURF BLURF DUH
Fuck this stupid game and its stupid cigar smoking wisecracking idiot protagonist. There is no way that this game, if ever released, will be anything other than a giant steaming turd.
StanleyPain
BALLS OF STEEL.
Frank Rizzo
balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls
Udderdude
Of metal.

Endoris
I'VE GOT POLYGONS OF DOOK.

Heh. Dook Nukem.

Hooper_X
WHAT THE FUCK

BOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAUAUAUAUAUHHUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHetc.

RomancingTrain
Were Duke Nukem games ever good? I just remember enjoying them because I was 8, but not for the gameplay.


bopeton
I find the Duke Nukem back story to be the most believable of all FPS games. Dirty misogynist who smokes too much carries big guns and shoots aliens. I'll buy that for four stars.
glasseye
One word: DAIKATANA.
glasseye
Also, five stars for the most famous unreleased train wreck yet.

Merzbau
ALIENS

IT IS TO POOP

Nice to see they've spent the last ten years painstakingly creating character models that would embarrass an Xbox launch title.
boner
Almost unbelievably sad
boner
What's sadder is the frame-by-frame analysis going on at the 3drealms.com message board.

Shackimus Prime
'I'M LOOKING FOR SOME ALIEN TOILET TO PARK MY BRICKS'

fucking epic
Baby Finster
Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
Aernaroth2
Meaning we can expect to see this on shelves sometime after aliens actually DO invade.
Quad9Damage
The teaser trailer from 2001 was better.
revdrew
I really hope they make good use of the whole "shitting down alien throats" thing as a game play feature.
coprolalia
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
themilkshark
It's like your heroin addict relative asking for 50 bucks for "one last time"
ABoyNamedCheese
Is "park my bricks" an accepted figure of speech? I dont think it is.
NineEleven
"Best game of 2008...99%" -PC Gamer

100/100 "This game is a serious contender for best game of the 21st century" -Gamespy

"*****" "An epic juggernaut of a game...the Duke is back, and he's ready to kick some ass." -1up.com

"10/10" "Worth the wait, and more...3D Realms destroys 12 years worth of doubt in one amazing package." -Games for Windows magazine


theFlu
I remember playing Duke Nukem 3D when I was younger, and thinking Duke was really awesome... but back then I was also really fat, had a pony tail, and loved the saxophone and sweatpants
Xenocide
This is basically the problem with DNF. It's been in development in so long that anyone who remembers playing the old Duke games is too old to take him seriously anymore. Meanwhile, kids who would be amused by his poop jokes will dismiss it as just another shooter and go back to playing Halo.

snothouse
I miss the side-scrollin', freewarin, decidedly 2D, pre-balls-of-steel Duke that would shoot things into adorable confetti.
Billings
If TF2 was finally released I don't see why DNF can't be released, too
Borborygmus
different developers is the reason.
Valve= always late, awesome when released.
3d Realms= never released. even Daikatana was released.

Unmerciful Crushing Force
Counter-point: Prey.

Oh yeah, and NO STARS for a distinct lack of miner in this one.

C. Eloi Marx
Think about it this way, Duke Nukem Forever was announced in April of '97, and since that point these games have been released:

- Gran Turismo 1 through 4
- The Silent Hill series
- Every Metal Gear Solid game
- The Grand Theft Auto series, including number 1 & 2

DNF has become the 'Chinese Democracy' of games and even in the slight likelihood that it is released, it'll be just in time to be too late.

Borborygmus
The character is from the '80s. Clearly 80's mindset sorta thing. Just doesn't fit.
Also, what's it gonna be? No hype till it's done, or this? Because this looks like hype. i know someone spent time & money to make this teaser.

Billy Buttsex
I remember 10 years ago when I still cared.
Quad9Damage
Duke Nukem is like an old friend you haven't seen in years who hasn't grown up. He wants to party all night and bring home strippers, but you're engaged and have to be at work in the morning. If George Broussard wanted to wow me with the scatology and 'bad assitude', he should've released "Forever" in 1998, back when I thought Adam Sandler movies were still funny.
Jeff Fries
How do you pronounce Broussard, like if you want to use it as a verb
yoyo1
When duke heard the game was going to be released...he shat bricks.
Bone_Vulture
I actually misread the date in the title as 19/12/97. I don't think that's possible with any other game in history.

I just hope the release coincides with HL2's Episode Three.
Hooper_X
So, uh, we can't really call it the "Chinese Democracy of video games" anymore, can we? Chinese Democracy was the Duke Nuken Forever of rock music.
Register or login To Post a Comment







Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement