I'm a helicopter!

I thought she was going to get AIDS at the end, so I am disappointed.

WHAT? That's not how you use condoms! Silly French girls.

Bonus star for the Habbo Hotel guy.

Microscope!

Still boring, still depressing. THANKS, FRANCE!

Okay, but the other one set my expectations too high. +1 for making me smile a few times.

What's not to love about compressing a person's entire sexual history into a three minute animation and setting it to upbeat 70s poprock?

The gay one is better (big surprise there) but this still rules.

XXXL