If only some enterprising young fellow poses as a butt hash addict and appears on Fox Tv with choclate smeared on their face talking about how BH is "the shit". Anyone? Please?
Also, regarding the end comment of the news story: please let the crazy republicans and fundies in this country outlaw shitting. Maybe then we'll be absurded back into reality for once.
So this is a hoax? Damn. I just spent the last hour lecturing my kids on how they will be able to do anything in life, including college, if they stay away from butt-hash.
The complete lack of irony in television reporters is one of the best things ever.
And when I first saw the fake news release (thinking it was real) and read "Leeroy Jenkems," I found it incredibly hard to not burst out laughing (I was at work), and continued to find it hard for at least an hour.
That's the genius, when Concerned Parents read bulletins about this and quiz their kids, it helps their kids understand the depths of human stupidity. As a teen, no D&D book ever made me distrust religious figures, but religious commentators harping about D&D certainly did.
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