GHET DAT BAWH
HEY WHO REPLACED MY BALL WITH THE POPUP AD
Jack Russel Terriers are nuts. A friend of mine has one, and the dog's favorite hobby is running along walls. Yeah, along the wall- it runs around in circles, then jumps on the wall and does this whole Prince of Persia wall run thing for a few seconds, before crashing into her table and starting again. Also, the fucking thing eats catnip and does backflips when it needs to pee.
What the shit!? That's not a kitty.
small dogs are close enough
considering all dogs can trace their routes back to the Wolf, a small / toy breed seems to be a complete bastardization, of a once noble heritage of predators that would eat not just your corpse, but your still living body.
that said, even the smallest, most awful dog is still leagues beyond any cat, on the evolutionary ladder
I hate Jack Russel's / all small dogs.
Once, this girl I knew had one, and it would always try to bite my feet, because it was a retard; but she never reprimanded it or anything. So one day, it dashed out from under a chair and bit my heel really bad, so I knuckle-punched it in the face as hard as I could, and it never, ever bothered me again.
I rate everything against how well I could beat it
ps. 2-stars looks, oddly enough, like a small dog - which is very, very easy to beat. fitting??
Never get involved with a girl who owns a small dog(s). That's like the golden rule, dude.
Agreed. A woman who owns a small dog is nothing but trouble. It screams high maintenance and shrill.
yeah, it was a life lesson, for sure... as well as for the dog
|Innocent Bystander |
Oh man. Never again will I spend my money on expensive balls when all I need for the rest of my life is a moderately-priced floor display!
that dog doesn't realize they're all laughing at him and not with him
|Caminante Nocturno |
Despite my orders, you have failed to get the ball. You disappoint me, dog.
Dogs are like tiny people without common sense or shame.
I love them for this.
|andru strange |
Tailor-made for my idiot-savant dog.
Change happens one star at a time. Asshole.
Took the words right outta my mouth.
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