The rant was apparently prompted by Demonius X, then 23, being dumped by a 16 year old jugalette.

I know someone exactly like this. He works in IT. Imagine that.

This guy has got to be a troll. He can't believe half of the shit he says...

On the off-chance this is 100% serious, then here's someone we can all feel superior to.

this is 100% serious, he's been this fat and this misogynistic for years.

he's like a beanbag chair only the beans are impotent anger and misery

WOW he actually got fatter since his last POE appearance

He's gonna die in a year

Oh, Demonius. I don't work hard for nobody.

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he moves away from the mic to breathe in!

what a blobsworth

I've seen plenty of repulsive, doughy (or scrawny) immature spazzes over the years, but Demonius X (ugh what a stupid name to take on) is in the running for the Top Ten Most Obnoxious Overgrown Jackasses on the internet. Or at least within shouting distance of the Top Twenty.

Too much of video games will turn you into a slug and cause you to be lazy. Too much walking around of walking around will wear you out too.

happiness in a can. it's like last call at the bar on the edge of town. may as well have urped down his chin and ignored the mess.

i wonder at what point anger and spite supersede logic and decency in the mind of guys like this.

I look at that preload image and hear "Chone manya weesh asha beecho."

WOMEN DEMAND CAMAROS OR CORVETTES.

Sweet, all I need is a Camaro.

Camaro.

Nookie.

Spread your legs when I want some pussy.

Gold, all gold.

Is he seriously making a liquor face every time he takes a sip of beer?

"... don't starve her"

WE BUILD TRUCKS

WE BUILD AIRPLANES

WE DRINK CAMO (FOR FUCK'S SAKE)

"Pussy is pussy. It's not worth fighting for."

I like to think he talks this way even when sober, and that all his teenage Gamestop buddies stand around him in a circle, soaking up his teachings like ancient Chinese wisdom. Rock on, big D.

I believe this is the guy locked in a battle of wits with that poor 14 year old tranny who eats lead and loves wrestling.

"...and you feel their little head and it's warm..." Pure evil. Where is part two?

We need someone to infiltrate and archive Gorenchev's videos.

You know, when my last victim--I mean girlfriend, disobeyed me, I just ate her.

Demonius understands women, as his neck is currently eight months pregnant.

What kind of a world would it be if all women looked this dude and sounded like his female impression?

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son

This. This is what's staring back at you from the bottom of the abyss.

Also, "This is coming from a man who isn't taken." Oh, really?

"Yeah I know I'm being a disgusting slob. Ask me if I give a fuck."

Also, this is easily over 500 pounds here.

+5 just for trying to make pussy shapes with his hands

Something tells me very soon he'll figure living aint worth it.

Oh my god his Livejournal: http://scottz04.livejournal.com/28729.html

dang... this is infinitely depressing.

Put a little crown on his head and he'd look just like the Glutton from Age of Wonders 3. More companies should use Youtube fatties for monster design.

Something subtle I noticed in this video and others by this guy (although admittedly, this is the first Demonius I've watched in a awhile since he fleed the interweb). He does this thing where he'll start a video in his normal mode, then take a sip of beer and go all Foster Brooks "HECH YAH I'M DRUNK" and act like he's really drunk when he, obviously, isn't.

Oh my goodness.

Hahah, also-

"Sorry I'm late from home, honey."

I love how his "3 things that women want" list doesn't include being reasonably attractive or in-shape.

"Why donīt the people I despise sleep with me? WAAAA!"

Wow.

This was my first Demonius X experience. I'm off to find more.

Life Lessons from PoE's newest hero, Cliche Man!

Also, I bet women push him around in real life all the time and he just takes it and then makes these.

Oh, and why would ANYone call YOU a slug? MYSTERY THY NAME IS WOMEN.

Yeah, women should totally be subservent to men and put out whenever they're told! BEER MAKES ME A BADASS, WHOOOO!

I was thinking about not going to the gym today, but I decided to go right after watching this.

"amirite, guys ?" *glug glug glug*

is he drinking PBR ?

I couldn't watch all of this, but I'm sure it doesn't change much.