ILIKESUMOWRESTLING

Actually, Polly Panda is the one who sent the IM. She and koala are sleeping together behind his back.

As for the Polar Bears, fuck those inner-city scumbags.

I'm guessing this is in response to that little girl on Myspace who killed herself? I didn't think someone would be able to bring that into a hilarious light.

-1 for no demoniousx tag

If an IM said (s)he was fat, that was probably in response to the naked photos (s)he put on his/her MySpace page. Where was the friendly frend then? Behind the lens, I bet. Devious bitch.

THIS VIDEO IS RACIST AGAINST POLAR BEARS

sumos are from japan you ignorant bears!

I'm glad this sort of thing only happens to bears.

Lots of bears pose as someone else online to trick other bears.

If you aren't fat, then why do you like sumo wrestling, fatty?

If it had been sent by someone you knew, they would have mentioned your stupid voice and ugly hair. You would've figured that out if you weren't such an idiot.

+1 star for a saaaad panda
-1 star for not ending with a Nevada-tan panda

Loses a star for not ending with DemoniusX bear hanging himself in the closet.

I LIKE SUMO WRESTLING AND COCKS

Goddamn, Juggaloes are fat are retarded.

Just because you're Jay Sherman as an an anthropomorphic panda doesn't make you fat or ugly.

i feel for this panda. poe is so mean to me!

I like how the girl panda was able to "trace" the IM by tapping on the keyboard.

So, is the fat panda that no-one likes supposed to be a boy or a girl?

It just turns out that all pandas are fat and ugly and nobody likes them. Right on, polar bears!

Why would you believe that an e-mail or instant message came from "Everyone at school"? Did they set up a "No Homers" club or something? Also, I Like Sumo Wrestling as much as the next panda, but my voice doesn't completely change when I talk about it. Maybe you should consult a doctor about that Panda Fatty.

Those are not brave pandas.