(Unlike sharks and bears.) Dook dook dook ^_^
|andru strange |
An improbable team.
An unforgettable adventure.
using my incredible animal murdering skills, I could slice both of those feeble furcoats in-half with a single stroke from even my most fickle saber, lightly.
1-star for being so easy to kill.
YOU'RE NEXT, FREEDOM HATER
Is theFlu the next DemoniousX? Tune in to find out!
All I'm saying is, Hades had Cerberus, Ragnarok has Fenrir, and the Natives probably have a giant Eagle, or Crow or something - I can respect all those, because they could kill me...
But these two disgusting specimens could do nothing better than keep me fed for a day, and warm during the fairest Spring night.
Would you rather have theFlu (or a clone if you are theFlu) or an otter in your home? I would pick the otter.
You are a thick sonofabitch.
Badgers are notoriously vicious, and will gladly and capably kill a human if given half a reason, and they are born with half a reason, and a very, very short fuse.
Otters are capable of spectacular viciousness, but their goal in life is to play and love, but mostly play and annoy.
That a badger and otter can be play friends is a miracle of nature that separates the retarded autists and psychotics from the normal people. Looking at the stars given here, it's easy to spot the 2 assburger tards.
That otter's kind of a dick. It's obvious the badger's used to his hijinks, though, and he accepts them in stride.
Half Badger. Half Otter. All Cop.
These "animals" certainly seem "better" to me. (Yet there is no corresponding tag).
|Cinnamon Imperialist |
I love that "Aw" with 6 "w"s is a linked tag.
We can build better animals. We have the technology.
That badger seems remarkably chill. Aren't badgers usually pretty ornery and generally unpleasant around people and other things?
So this is why don piano got banned!
|Menudo con queso |
Why do I have a biological reflex to respond to most mammals with a big awwwwww, when they are likely to give me some virus or parasite or bite me, causing an infection that will ultimately KILL my caveman ass?
It's a fluke of nature. If it's any comfort, cuttlefish are as cute and intelligent as well, and can transmit very few diseases, being of a different phylum. But cuttlefish can't climb onto your lap, and don't have adorable little hands.
It's not a fluke, mammals all go through a similar progression as they age and baby mammals share basic differences in appearance versus adults of the species. Long story short, we're related enough and the Awwwwwwww response to babies is ancient enough that it gets triggered by kittens, puppies, etc.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Today I learned that badgers can squeak.
|Red Squirrel |
It's like straight out of a Redwall book!
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