HE'S HACKED MY CAR

HE HACKED MY SHOE!

HE'S HACKED INTO AMERICA'S HEARTS!

I'm dissapointed that they went for something as stupid as hacking a car, but didn't go full on retard and make it controllable.


Though I think you have to give them credit for showing internet users willingly killing a guy in 20 mins after being told not to.

This is an almost complete rip-off of a Millennium episode ("The Mikado" if memory serves). Also, HE'S HACKED INTO MY BLADDER!

I foresee this movie making a glorious soundboard for Ventrilo Harassment.

Mark my words "HE"S HACKED INTO MY CAR!" will bring more than one nerd to impotent tears.

HE HACKED INTO MY MIND!

HE HACKED INTO MY PEANUT BUTTER! WITH CHOCOLATE!

they film shitty movies here in portland

This would make a kickass double-feature with Cyber Seduction, especially if the movie's villain actually calls himself Anonymous.

He got ALL THE WAY into my wireless network!

Fuck I'm amazed this kind of crap can get funding nowadays.

Obligatory:

THEY'VE HACKED INTO THE WRITER'S GUILD AND OBLITERATED ANY KNOWLEDGE OF DNS AND TLD ROUTERS.

HE HACKED INTO MY STEAK!!!

I will only see this movie if it has a scene where someone puts on a VR helmet and gloves to hack into a database. That is my bottom line.

I guess they're hoping everyone forgot about that episode of "Homicide: Life on the Street."

Dear Tom Hanks, your son can't act.

IT'S STREAMING LIVE!

LULZ = DEATH

SPOILERS:

The evil hacker is actually somebody's facebook profile come to life due to a powersurge though a modem.

Think how many people could become victims of the F5 key.

One of the worst premises for a movie ever. On that note, I'm going to buy it from the DVD lady on the street.

the first one died in 20 minutes the next one will die IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!!

DON'T GO ONTO THE KILLER WEBSITE THAT KILLS EVERYBODY PEOPLE

OH NO EVERYONE STOP GOING ONTO THAT KILLER WEBSITE HOLY FUCK YOU'RE MURDERING HIM

QUIT BUYING HIS T-SHIRTS AND HIS EGIFTS

I saw this for the first time in theaters with a few friends and we all just sort of did a dumb stare afterwards as the reality of this film set in. Sometimes I wonder how videogames and culture can still be portrayed in such unrealistic and archaic ways, then I realize that Hollywood apparently hasn't fully grasped the concept of computers yet.

who are you?

I AM LEGION

why are you doing this?

I AM DOING THIS... FOR THE LULZ

Movie computers function inversely to real-world computers. Back in 'Weird Science' days, a computer system could make a REAL WOMAN out of a Barbie Doll. Nowadays, they are portrayed as the playgrounds of madmen and misanthropes. Which is ... oh. Nevermind.

HE'S DOWNLOADED THE MAINFRAME AND REBOOTED MY FIREWALL!

Sweet flying Buddha. I went to the website, it was pretty fucking awesome. It required me to complete several tasks in order to "shut down one of his mirror sites".

One of these tasks was "hacking a password" which was what most of us refer to as the children's game "hangman". As retarded as this was, it became mind blowingly hilarous when I quickly came to the realization that the secret word was "untraceable". The other tasks are just as funny. Also, it's a screamer, and a lame one at that.

The MILF has been compromised REPEAT The MILF has been compromised.

HACKER'S SAPPIN MY SANDWICH!

/b/ the movie.

He's hacked into my car and now the radio plays nothing but that numa numa kid, fuck!

He's hacked into my wireless network and now my desktop is a picture of a a guy with an afro telling me the pool's closed!

"He died in 20 minutes. The next one will die in seconds."

Well, I bet the guy who died in 20 minutes would really envy the next guy then, since he didn't have to suffer. If you don't visit the murder website you're just prolonging someone's agony! Go there now and hit refresh 600 times!

ANONYMOUS Vs THE PARTYVAN SOCCERMOM

I think there's been a gross misunderstanding.

"They can catch any criminal with the push of a button..."

Except, ya know, the ones who don't use the Internet.

First Suberbia now this. I'm liking this new trend of summarizing entire lame thrillers, scene by scene, in chronological order.


Firewall was even sillier: starring a remote controlled car toy that jammed every electronic device within 10 miles every time you pushed forward.

"Busy night for the bad guys?"

"Even busier night for us!"

HE HACKED INTO A SLIM JIM!

I come back to this entry every so often just to giggle at the comments.