Holy shit. Why is there a "train wreck" tag on this? This movie is AWESOME. I must watch this movie. I can't even think of anything to quote. Every line is pure gold.

AWESOME is right; I'm so renting this tonight. Joey Fatone really impressed me in "Greek Wedding", but I think he may have just catapulted himself into hero status.

"Now just reach in there like you're grabbing some popcorn."

Words escape me. This goes on the rental list.

How did this movie get made?

It's like a Sliders episode, set in a world where every single person is a racial stereotype.

"You know, you're really being good about her being a Jew. I mean, she owes you one."

Army of Darkness is to men what this is to PC haters. I love it.

Wow, it's like they accidentally made a sequel to Crash.

Shiiiit, nigga, this ain't that bad racism you hears about.

This really hits its stride when the Irish Cop comes in.

If the direction got any more wooden, you could make a birdhouse out of it.

The most offensive thing I can see here was the penis the popcorn. That's just plain unsanitary.

I watch Barack Obama's South Carolina speech right before this, and it creates a pretty fantastic contrast.

Guido Nigger! Starring Donald Faison as the GUIDO NIGGER

People who liked this also liked: "Mom, dad, I have something to tell you."

This is just plain lazy.

For anyone here that doesn't know it. The popcorn scene is a rip off of a film called the Diner. As for the rest of this film... meh. I guess it does something for people who have a grind to axe against people who are offended by stereotypes. Or it does something for people who think that its really bad. I am confused. Stars for genuinely liking it or stars because it is evil. 0 stars for liking it. 3 stars for being kind of evil. The inverse of South Park.

The sad thing is this is kind of an accurate depiction of the way these kinda guys talk and think. I'm not saying it's not evil, but it was definitely written by the kind of asshole that I've had the misfortune of having to hang with around here (brooklyn)... To the point that I am so desensitized to this kind of shit that it didn't even make me flinch.

This clip had me at "guido gondola".