The news station said it was the board's fault. "A message on the world wide web results in..." (2:40)

Local news always has the answers. We need look no further.

You also know that they'll characterize GameFAQs as a secret sadist's paradise (read: lots of dripping blood animated gifs on a black background) where naive teens learn to cross the narrow line between discussing how to rape virtual toddlers and/or kill virtual hookers to get their money back, and DOING IT 4 REELZ YO.

Ripped from the headlines!

Plus badly rendered footage of faux-videogames

If it's SVU someone's gonna get backhanded by a detective, or we'll see some chunky kid break down in tears on the stand.

Don't forget the part where they're discussing the websites at the station and Ice T says "there are more sites like this every day, yo!" Then there's a half-assed thirty second discussion about the first-amendment.

Later, the evil, fat, neckbearded website owner laughs at the cops because the court ruled he cannot be held liable.

Come on, guys. The writers' guild strike is still in effect.

Flamethrower achievement unlocked.

Hey PoE, I live near Mt Rushmore. Should I burn down Mt Rushmore? The whole thing?

Why don't you burn down Dollywood, I don't think anybody would miss that.

I think you should carve Ron Paul's head into Mt Rushmore when no one is paying attention.

don't you dare touch dollywood.

Don't forget the cheat codes!