LIES! Of course Franklin was crazy enough to do it himself. Also, that's shitty form with the toilet, you need to get closer to avoid spraying your friend's bathroom down.
Despite this, I really like Jack Black Franklin, and the fact that this historical hypothesis is consistent with his son becoming a dirty loyalist.
Kneeling while disgorging means you've given in, and you know your night's about to get a whole lot worse. But if you stand, you have the illusion that you're retaining your dignity, and you're simply getting rid of excess booze to rectify a problem.
These five stars are specifically for the waterfall of chunder, and then RIGHT BACK to the Stoli Cran.
And it's not unusual to have intimacy issues with strangers toilets, at least for the first few rounds. He was still at "make room for more party", not "hug the bowl and pray".
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