fuck. yes.

I don't like this new trend of worn out action stars in ancient franchises taking up hip but bumbling sidekicks played by the current most annoying young actor out there. WHO IS SHIA LEBEOWEUFWEEF BLOWING TO GET THESE ROLES?


The producer was hyping this up by saying that the "back and forth" between Indy and the kid was reminiscent of The Last Crusade's dialog, which was pretty much the lowpoint of the trilogy. =(

This movie will either suck, or be fantastic.

Judging by Lucas's latest films - the safe money is on "suck".

Lucas is just producing, with Steven Spielberg directing.

I've got hope.

Would've been better without that 'damn, I thought that was closer'-part. Not that these fantastic movies ever were about realism but I'll still be pissed if it's turned into some action-comedy (with emphasis on comedy) like those horrible, horrible Mummy movies.

Okay, I'm optimistic. Spielberg has in absolutely no way lost it as a filmmaker--see "War of the Worlds", "Munich," "Saving Private Ryan"--he's just lost his way a bit as a storyteller--see "War of the Worlds", "Munich", and "Saving Private Ryan." I trust that the screenwriters(s) and producers can manage a clean, entertaining premise with a satisfying resolution...if they do, Spielberg's gifts will more than cover the rest.

I swear, if that movie title was any more pulp, it'd be written by Robert Howard on the bax of a cereal box.

suck

"Hi, I'm selling fine leather jackets like the one I'm wearing!"

I see nothing questionable so far, but I fully expect to be let down. Until then, 5 stars. Also, Spielburg still has it did you see Munich?

oh boy, yet more CGI sets. that will make indiana jones even more thrilling and exotic than if they used boring old real life places.
and harrison ford is tooooooo old for this role

I've never been a fan of the Indiana Jones movies, but it does look fun. Although that brief glimpse of the crate with "Roswell" printed on it makes me wary about how good it could be.

extensive grappling hook action? nazis? jungle level?

anyone who doubts a Bionic Commando-centric Indiana Jones movie is a fucking faggot neckbeard who should die in a fire

I'm sorry, but this is going to be awful.

Ha ha nerds.

I can forgive a lot just for that shot of Indy picking up his hat as the classic theme begins to swell. And I refuse to announce a movie will suck when there is no evidence to support that claim. I guess this means I can't hang with the cynical indie kids anymore. :(

I will say this much, bringing back a classic character has worked for Stallone with Rocky and Rambo, maybe it'll work here too. I just wish there was ANYBODY besides that transformers kid in this.

Eh..it looks better than I could have hoped. At least it's over-the-top, adventure-y, pulp-y rather than something else.

I, too, am sick of that fucking kid, however.
It also sucks that they waited so long to do this instead of starting Young Indiana Jones movies with the guy from the TV show.

Coming May 23: After such unforgettable movie experiences as Sky Captain and Underworld II, MerryMisanthrope, his friends, and several bottles of Absolut will be back for one final movie adventure! Also, Indiana Jones.

apparently there is another indiana jones movie coming out. did you guys hear about that?

OH MAI GAWWWWWWD