What....is the premise of this? You play a stereotypical teen romp movie character in a Michael Jackson outfit during the zombie apocalypse where cities are in ruins yet the all female population goes on with their lives like nothing happened?

I have no idea to rate this. Although it makes me want to beat the people responsible for it clean to death. we're ostensibly supposed to be rating the submission, not the content. How do I rate a submission with content that hits all the right marks in making me want to put out a Vivendi Universal's employee's eyeballs with my thumbs? The only safe score is a three, but it could just as easily be a 1 or a 5.

Incidentally, Larry's new "look" is terrible. A million times worse than the old one.

Palate cleanser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqXpWJhsuaI

For a humor-based game it would help to make a trailer with at least one funny moment in it.

I remember the advertising campaign for the original game was mostly of ad banners promising FULL FRONTAL NUDITY! ACTUAL SEX! UNCENSORED!, so I figure the game's less about humor and more about cornering the "awkwardly-animated cartoon sex" market.

This game was completely out of Sierra's and the original creator Chuck Bentons hands. Go to his website and read about it, he's really pissed.

"Box Office Bust promises open-world sand-box gameplay including exploration, platforming, racing and puzzle-solving."

haha

WHAT THE FUCK.

It's rare that I feel true nerd rage, but...fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I tried to come up with a more eloquent post, but I can't. I'm guessing this piece of shit was made by people too fucking young to have even PLAYED the original LSL games back with CGA graphics and beeps and boops.

"Writing in a game? WHAT IS THAT? I THOUGHT THIS ALL ABOUT TITS AND SHIT. MATURE RATING HERE WE COME!"

Like everyone else, I'm having a hard time rating these. The gay bar "Grease" number was bad enough, but this... this is horrible. I love the part near the end where he's supposed to be running but there's a two second shot of his foot hovering awkwardly above a banana peel before he crashes through the window. So did he slip on it, or intentionally jump through the glass?

AGHHH SO BAD So so bad.

The awkward animation, the pathetic attempts at stale referential humor, a modern game with the stink of bad late 90's adventure game design all over it.

I have to give this 5 stars for emotional response alone. I also have to find the people responsible for this abortion and do something terminal to them.