|Herr Matthias |
What a douchebag.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Haha what a fat cocksmoker.
I didn't think a baseball crowd ever got that loud and nasty.
|Concerned Citizen |
I thought only soccer players faked getting hit. Also, what a dick.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
I hope his teammates killed him in his sleep
Nice conduct, loser.
|Testicles of Doom |
Nothing wrong with his elbow when he threw his helmet and bat and the ground...
He even looks like a douche-sucking assface.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
"Huh." That's all I can say on that either. Holy fucking douchebaggery, Batman.
I like the stifled smile on the trainer's face when he comes out as a matter of course.
|magical man |
Pretending to be hit by a pitch when you clearly aren't isn't a good idea. Especially on national TV.
And to top that, he decides to take a swing at the umpire.
|You Got Skruud |
The only way justice could've truly been served in that situation is if the next pitch would've clocked him square in the temple at 96MPH.
5 for the smug little asshole look he gives the pitcher at -2:21
I think that was supposed to be "oh, the pain!"
I also like the way he walks with his arms out like he's carrying invisible groceries.
Why am I not surprised this fat fuck is a catcher?
|Banal Intercourse |
I actually appreciate the sangfroid of a douchebag who knows he's at the end of the line. A better athlete with even half a shot at getting into the Minors wouldn't try to pull these shenanigans when his college team is on national TV.
You're a loser, but you're willing to go out with a very loud, emphatic whimper which I, for one, appreciate.
|Big Name Celebrity |
Baseball is a game specifically designed for people like this.
Rule #1 of ANY Sport: Do NOT argue with or threaten the official! Not only is he a douche, he's a stupid douche!
I know managers are supposed to at least pretend to stick up for their players, but in this case I would have just called him a douchebag and had done with it.
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