|Jeff Fries |
-1:40: Tyra's bangs meet her pupils
Why do we watch movies? Entertainment.
Why do we listen to music? Entertainment.
Why do we have sex? Entertainment*
Why do we play video games? Entertainment.
Why do people watch Tyra banks? Entertainment?
*sex may or may not be also used for procreation
Needs more dramatic recreation.
That wasn't meant to be a reply to your comment. Obviously my brain is thoroughly melted.
As Karmic retribution, I now want to see a video game called "Understanding Crazy Bitches"
What made Tyra want to go on the air with that hair?
Also: This actually managed to hurt my feelings a bit. On several levels.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Shut the fuck up, you stupid BITCHES!
I SAID SHUT UP!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Look what you did to Caminante, Morgan!
DECODE YOUR MAN THROUGH HIS VIDEO GAMES. Because getting to understand him by sitting down and talking to him like two people in an adult relationship would just be silly.
Next time you stand in a checkout line, look to your left or right.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I feel insulted, and I don't even play video games. It also reminds me of that stupid article over at poe news about why men are always children and women are all go getters. Truly remarkable journalism!
|Adham Nu'man |
Scientific fact: women need everything to be breaken down by numbers for them.
5 ways to boost your career.
8 step diet.
the 6 personality types that achieve (which one are you?).
The 3 types of games that reveal who your boyfriend really is:
-romantic minstrel fag
-would be warrior wimp
-fat couchbeast sportshero
women, and the manchildren at digg.
I didn't watch the clip and I don't play video games, this is just for Morgan Webb's prettiness. Mmmmm, Morgan Webb.
That prettiness completely evaporates when she opens her mouth and words start coming out.
|Doctor Arcane |
A guy who cries over FFVII is a gay douchebag.
The chick behind Morgan wants to hit her with an ice pick.
Because playing video games is fun, you fucking clods.
Conversely, hang up the fucking controller and pork your obnoxious Jersey broad, you toolbag.
If your relationship is in sad enough shape that you have to get Tyra Banks and someone from the goddamn G4 network to diagnose your issues, it may just be time to get over yourselves and fire up eharmony.com. The couch jockey can find a nice weeaboo to get fat with, and the nasally-voiced girl can find a nice Sigma Kappa Theta to bullyram her in the bathroom at a bar.
Wait, wait, her advice was "go for guys who cry over Final Fantasy"? Buh?
I always assumed that Tyra Banks talking about video games would fulfill some kind of childhood fantasy, but for some reason I don't want to masturbate to this.
Wow, how to DECODE your man! Boy, it sure does BYTE when he doesn't pay attention to you, doesn't it ladies? Makes you wonder what's going in that HARDDRIVE of his! Maybe he needs more RAM so he can make room for you, right? We're gonna show you tips on how to take that GAMEPAD without turning your relationship into MASTER AND SLAVE DRIVE.
Yeah, I couldn't watch much of this.
|Billy Buttsex |
HILLARY IN 2008!!!!
hey buttsex keep your retarded train of thought out of this ok.
Thought? You give him too much credit.
Hey Sudan, keep your grammar out of this... wait. You already did.
|Mad Struggle |
But what does it mean when I fightan games?
It depends. Do you choose Chun Li a lot? Then you want to be a woman.
Do you not choose Chun Li a lot? Then you are in denial about how much you want to be a woman.
I barely made it to Morgan before stopping it. These stars represent how much I wanted to punch my monitor.
Its easy, video games are fun whereas women are boring, superficial, self centered, and unreasonable. Exhibit A: Tyra Banks. I rest my case.
Morgan Webb wakes up every morning and thinks 'I've wasted my life'
Why do some women feel the need to divide the world into Mars and Venus?
She makes it sound like video games are a cult of men who speak in tongues, and it's impossible for a gal to understand this strange new world. ("After all, I'm just a girl! Tee-hee!")
I don't have a penis (at least not one attached to me) and yet I enjoy gaming. What do you think of THAT, Tyra? WHERE IS YOUR "GOD" NOW?
If I've learned anything about marketing, its that marketers base their entire campaigns on retarded stereotypes with no basis, and most women lap it up mainly because its a minimally acceptable text and there ain't much else. This is how it goes:
1. Make up a strategy using no research that appeals far below even the lowest common denominator.
2. Convince your boss that its similar to some other successful thing, no matter how dissimilar or inane.
I think the part where this became art is when Tyra Banks says someone else has lost touch with reality. Your opinions on videogames expired in 1981, get caught up.
I hate Morgan Webb. And Tyra Banks is just insane.
That is all.
I don't get the hate for Morgan Webb. All I know is she hosts a dumb show about video games, she posed for maxim or some shit, and nerds argue over whether she is attractive or not. What other crimes has she committed?
Maybe his girlfriend can try playing games once in a while? Both people should be accommodating, not GET RID OF YOUR WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A CHILDLIKE HOBBY because like 99% of all gamers are under 10 years old amirite? Hur hur!
I couldn't finish. How do people watch this?
The feeling I got when watching this was very similar to the one I got watching 2girls1cup.
|Pie Boy |
Apparently RTS fans, stealth dirtbags and rhythm game nutjobs are either not gamers or not men.
I'm pretty sure that rhythm game nutjobs just aren't into women, if you get my drift.
I played lots of sports.
Going for guys who cry over Final Fantasy VII is counterproductive as these creatures obviously have no interest in girls.
As if I couldnt get any more enraged after watching the Lexus Hissy Fit - this sent me over the edge.
I always get a kick out of there being dozens of multi million dollar industries convincing women that men are such mysterious, hard to figure out creatures.
my god Tyra banks is a stupid cunt.
|La Loco |
Video games are fun but you can't have sex with them...yet.
Holy psychoanalysis batman! I especially enjoyed learning that WoW players are all hopeless romantics.
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