Cassowaries will fuck you up.

Cassowaries are goddamn terrifying

Another cool bird that will probably be extinct pretty soon.

I could be mstaken, but this looks like the Australia Zoo (Steve Irwin's zoo). The cassowaries I saw there apparently hate tomatoes.

This just screams: "THE TREES ARE ALL LAUGHING AT ME." Paranoid-schizophrenic cassowary?

That first tree there is scared as shit. Tree's like oh shit man just calm down just calm down man I didn't mean it.

The boundless rage of the giant Australian chicken.

Nice tags

"Screw you, trees! FUCK YOU!"

"Fucking trees...think they fucking own me...YOU DO NOT FUCKING OWN THIS CASSOWARY!"

Birds are assholes.

Next: Cassowary VS Dede, the Tree Man.

I SWEAR TO GOD, TREES, YOU PLAY YOUR FUCKING TREE MUSIC AT THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING ONE MORE TIME

"They put me away for killing the trees. See, there's a building in the arctic full of science dudes that make an assload of oxygen every day. They take water molecules and cut off the hydrogen atoms until all that's left is oxygen."

"They throw it out the window and since there is a lot of wind in the arctic the oxygen flows real fast to us and we breathe it. The trees really fucking hate this. I mean, they make air for us all the time and now we don't need 'em. That'd piss you off, right? So now it's starting. Trees fall on dudes' cars and shit, dudes huff and puff about their cars and use up air..."

"...And the trees stop making air. I think you get my drift."

"Dogs piss on trees because they can sense the evil."

Good god! It looks like a giant break-dancing drumstick covered in warpaint!

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its like a bear bird

Fuck em up, tiny!