God fears nothing but enormous tits.

I can see how one would see Barak Obama as a long-legged freak pimp mack daddy, but an "embassary of the devil"? Time will tell, preacher.

I want to claim "word of God" whenever I scream bullshit at people...

pigeon droppings to make gravy to put on your eggshells

Actually, I feel all campaigns should start with big chested white women. Or just big chested women in general.

GEE IT SURE IS A GOOD THING HE DIDN'T ENDORSE A CANDIDATE FROM THE PULPIT, RIGHT IRS?

Brotha has self esteem. It's good to have self esteem.

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE MOCKING HIM?
HE IS OUR LAST HOPE.
AFTER HIM THERE IS NO MORE HOPE.

Wow, black people really hate themselves, don't they?

Ok, you guys don't want Obama. We'll claim him as white. No prob.

For a bit there I thought that was a pretty convincing endorsement.

Shorn of context, "Obama is a long-legged mack daddy" may be the best sound byte ever.

OBAMA IS TRASH
CLINTON IS GIVING US MONEY
SO WE MUST FOLLOW
JESUS IS LORD

I hear the Ray Romano, Harold Ramis, Al Michaels, and Kermit the Frog Round Table is looking for a black guy.

How the hell is Pastor Wright all over the news when they could be playing this guy? He's got twice the crazy and three times the sound bites.

There is a great task ahead of our nation. And task that is taking "IT'S NOT IN YOUR HAND IT'S IN MY MOUTH!" out of context, mixing it together with "YOU'LL COME! YES, YOU WILL! YOU'LL COME!" and setting it all to music.

His wikipedia entry is pretty entertaining. He has a real MA, but guess who awarded him his PhD? I wonder how he shook his own right hand while passing himself his diploma.