Pure PCP, both in content and delivery.

Thhhaaaattt wwwwaaaasssss aaaammmmmaaaaaazzzzziiiiiiinnnng

Okay, I am completely in love with slo-mo now.

I'm now pretty convinced OxyClean is slang for 'killing your kids' and that the mother's a former assassin.

The no-longer-broken Hopper is a thing of beauty. As is this.

the BEDDING was a DISAAASTERR fuckin' KIIIIDS

Beautiful. Like stroke victims dancing in higher realm of comedy.

SCREWED AND CHOPPED

If you play the Matt Foley skit in fast motion it sounds like Billy Mays

Billy Mays' beard has mystical powers.

myyyyyyyyy faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccce issssssss floaaaaatinnnggg

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Funeral dirge straight out of Hell.

This video is a vessel of some sort of universal truth. I can see it. I can see it. It is a true video. This video is all of us and none of us at once.

Oxyclean is a purer form of oxycotin, right?

Doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?

oh god I... what... YES FUCK YES MORE OF THIS PLEASE O JESUS

Jesus

myyy aaannnnnuuuussss isss blleeeeeddddinnng

mmmmm ANNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUSSSSSS iiiisssss bbbllllledddding

FORTHELOVEOFGOD Myyyyy ANNNNUSUUSSSS issssss BLLEEDDDDDDDDDDINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Frightening.

The background music sounds incredibly sleazy.