I remember when I was younger, I thought this guy was a genius because he realized he only fifteen minutes of fame, and therefore crammed as much selling-out into it as he could.
Wow. And here I thought the original Lou promo I posted a while back was absolute rock bottom. Silly me.
His being hot for 12 year olds is no surprise, but I was a bit amazed by how horrible he sounds when singing anything but Mambo #5. This is American Idol audition quality stuff. With anime characters.
Oh! Also, he cut a version of Mambo No. 5 where instead of getting a Gin and Juice and picking up women, he was buying ice cream and picking up Disney characters. I was adolescent then, and it was hella creepy.
I remember his fucking music being all over kidsWB. That one single he had at least and it was adapted for that network so all the names were changed or something.
5 stars for him grabbing his tits when talking about Misty like some sleazy old dude.