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Desc:Scene from Ninja III: The Domination with violence escalating into the ridiculous.
Category:Classic Movies, Stunts
Tags:ninja, golf, Sho Kosugi, shiruken, Robert Hamburger
Submitted:Hugo Gorilla
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Comment count is 24
Someone's playing GTA with godmode on.
It deserves a five besides the apparent problems.
1. The ninja is moving so slowly that they can see him.
2. The ninja got shot, and didn't dodge every last bullet.
3. The ninja technically lost a fight to a bunch of armed mall cops.
4. Ninjas primarily attack during the night, and wear black.
But, these are exactly the reasons why we are all giving it a five.

5. High incidence of autism among ninja movie's audience

At least he gave in and used his Ninja Magic at the end. Otherwise he would've had to start from the beginning of the level.
Mother Lumper
This entire movie was amazing.
So many stars, why must I be limited to 5?
This was the original ending to Falling Down. Test audiences expressed confusion.
Ninja attacks were the leading cause of death in law enforcement personnel in both the 80s AND 90s.
Collin Cote
At least it wasn't he didn't hide in a sandbox in the end or else he would've been toast.
Caminante Nocturno
Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get la-AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!!!"
Dammit, why isn't Sho Kosugi a linked tag by now?
Rodents of Unusual Size
And this is why WWII had to be fought. If it isn't already OBVIOUS by now.
Zhou Fang
WWII only bought us 40 years.

I remember seeing this scene when I was like 8 and being completely fucking blown away. I've always remembered this scene since then, and judged all ninjas by the standards set by this one psychopathic killing spree.
The reactions from the surviving cops at the end are worth five stars ALONE.

"WHERE'D THAT DUDE GO?" Oh, Black Motorcycle Cop With A Cigar, you're my favorite generic cop of all! (Captain Grandpa Al Lewis is a close second, though.)
Thank god someone put this up - i was going to if nobody else was. Also, the arcade machine scene deserves to be up here as well.
"Ninja Lays Waste to Entire State, Disappears in Cloud of Smoke"
Now that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER! Ninjas flip out and kill anyone they want! They cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it! These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard one time there was a ninja eating at a Denny's. And then when a kid dropped his spoon, the ninja killed the whole town. I once saw a ninja uppercut a kid for opening a window. So if you don't believe that ninjas have REAL ultimate power, you'd better get a life right now or they will chop your head clean off! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. 1

1 -Robert Hamburger, _Real Ultimate Power_, xxvii.
King of Balls
This is what Kill Bill looked like to me.
Me too.

Genghis the gerbil
Rampant ninja-related crimes these days.. golf course is not the exception...
Banal Intercourse
A 1020 is the police code for ninja attack. Good to know.
So THAT is what this movie is called. I'd been looking for it for years.

Spoliers: The ninja possesses a woman with his spirit before he dies. She becomes a wereninja!!! No, really. There's also a flashback scene of the ninja plunking a shurken into a man's eye just to be a dick with the man screaming for a solid minute.
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