Win!

So the inkvine scar was actually caused by nothing more than an exercise wheel malfunction?

Samisyosam-- it was Gurney Halleck who had the inkvine scar.

Siberian hamsters are fucking angry little animals. Hamsters in general would rather ignore you and get on with their lives, but those little things have it out for anything that breathes.

I wouldn't trade my happy, laid back black bear syrian for anything. Especially not one of these rabid feral dwarf beasties. These fuckers are pure bouncy evil.

And it seems to take even less to get them to stop.

dwarf HAMSTERS, guh

Are those even hamsters? They look like gerbils. Hamsters are larger and more furry.. gerbils are fat, affable little mice. Unless I forgot the difference.. I remembered hamsters as larger, more ratty things, tho just as lovable.

Also, there is nothing quite like sticking your hand into a pile of sleeping pet gerbils. They don't panic, you suddenly have a handful of tiny, fuzzy, sleepy cute, whose immediate reaction upon being scooped up by the Ominous Hand of Angry God is to yawn, stretch, and lick you. I imagine hamsters are the same. This is evolution in action.

In any case, that was a metal moment