"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss."

I don't know how to rate this. (And don't say it's "how evil it is", that rule sailed a LONG time ago.) This commercial is part of the "kids love random" slew of ads that have rendered parody useless, and writing inconsequential. And Starbursts, what a disgusting wax candy.

hm, surely it should be "fruity goodness."

and yeah, family guy probably caused this annoying trend of forced wackiness.

CREEEAAAMMMM

We're too post-ironic to like things.

Eat our delicious candy, FAGGOT

how timely... + additional star for being an awesome commercial, though.

Dad always said commercials were garbage, but I'm glad his mind went before he could see things like we have today.

I can see the coked out hipster ad agency in manhattan coming up with this commercial, and it makes me angry.

Best halloween costume I saw last year.

no...just fucking no.

On the one hand, this is obviously forced BS come up with by some goateed Harvard grad who sat around in his office all day, throwing pencils at the ceiling.

On the other hand, the expectant expression upon the poncey lad's face is disturbing in a way the dingdongs who came up with this ad probably never intended, as is the pitch of his voice.

My one star speaks for everyone who's ever used Adult Swim as background noise

Is that Bobby Conn?

Oh man, 2008 poeTV's snobbish rage over this fills my futureheart with joy. Haha, fuck you 2008!