"Where's the...? Ah, there's the token black kid."

I always thought Emergency! was awesome enough without it being transformed into another shitty Saturday morning cartoon.

The animated Randolph Mantooth looks a little off, too.

Wow, shooting on... tens?

That +4 symbol is clearly masonic in origin, as is the image of the kids lifting up a log.

It's nothing without the BOOOO-BOOP-SQUAWK!!! SCU tones. That was the best part of the show.

Well, I guess if your fire department only had two firefighters in it, you would have to fall back on the help of some punk kids. THIS IS WHAT CUTTING FUNDING TO CITY SERVICES DOES, PEOPLE.