She should've gotten up and walked at the end. The magic healing of McDonald's.

I would have been great if it had been a ruse to get some yummy McDonalds food through cripple-pity, and they switch places at the end so they could take turns.

Also 'I think I'll eat pasta shaped like me...nom nom nom nom'

the bike race scene was the worst: it's so patronizing.
"Oh, yay! You beat me! You've got 4-wheels!"

That lesbian McDonalds commercial was way too long. I'd love some Captain Crun..err Donkey Kong cereal

In the last scene of the Mcdonald's ad, you can already see the first sign of their friendship's impending destruction when a boy they both like enters their lives.

It'll all end in Myspace drama and sorrow.

I had that same mullet.

"I'll flip ya for him." I knew that nobody would have a cripple as a real friend. She's willing to slam her on her ass over the first feathered hairdo she sees.

Those kids weren't just eating their fruit slush, they were murdering it with sadistic glee.

Hell no. It's a well-known bit of advertising history that Rocky and Bullwinkle creator Jay Ward designed Cap'n Crunch (as well as Quisp and Quake) and then Quaker Oats made a cereal to fit the image of the character.

You obviously didn't watch the Behind the Music on the epic fail that is DK's career. It's amazing to me that they'll even let that junkie have a place on the roster in those team games. They know it's just going to feed his addiction.

And the furthur premise that Barney would go to incredible lengths to obtain the cereal, as if Fred were the only person in Bedrock who had access to it.

Fred is the only one in town who deals in "rocks". Barney is addicted but clearly ran out of money.