Fred Flintstone would cheat on his wife with a girl that looked like his best friend.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Teens using a payphone.
I had totally forgotten about the Little Miss CrippleMcMullet commercial.
the bike race scene was the worst: it's so patronizing.
"Oh, yay! You beat me! You've got 4-wheels!"
"I'll flip ya for him." I knew that nobody would have a cripple as a real friend. She's willing to slam her on her ass over the first feathered hairdo she sees.
Wow...that's a blast from the past. I used to like fruit slush. However, I was not xtreme enough to get into it like those kids.
Wow. Fruit Slush, Pac-man Pasta, Donkey Kong cereal! I had two of the three and they were great! Was this somehow before Cap'n Crunch? Because it's clearly just Cap'n Crunch with a monkey on the box.
Poor DK. He used ton outshine Mario :*(. Now all he has is a place on Super Smash Bros and Mario Tennis and the like. Even more washed-up then Luigi.
You obviously didn't watch the Behind the Music on the epic fail that is DK's career. It's amazing to me that they'll even let that junkie have a place on the roster in those team games. They know it's just going to feed his addiction.
|Binro the Heretic |
I begged my folks to get the Fruit Slush, but it froze so hard in the freezer it had to be thawed for about half an hour before we could do "the Fruit Slush Mush."
Ultimately, it was cheaper (and better-tasting) to freeze regular fruit juice in an ice cube tray, put the cubes in a Ziploc and crush it with a rolling pin.
My mom got some of the Pac Man pasta. I actually thought the cartoon was horrendous, but I loved a good can of Chef Boyardee for lunch. It tasted exactly the same as all their other products...except for the chicken flavor. I don't know what in Hell that was, but it sure wasn't chicken.
Man, why would you want food shaped like yourself.
They managed to make a series of commercials that spanned damn near a decade based on the premise of Fred Flintstone being a dick about letting his only friend have ONE FUCKING BOWL of his cereal.
And the furthur premise that Barney would go to incredible lengths to obtain the cereal, as if Fred were the only person in Bedrock who had access to it.
Fred is the only one in town who deals in "rocks". Barney is addicted but clearly ran out of money.
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