not enough stars in the sky.
i had all of these.

what's great is that a grown man scripted the kids' play dialogue.

Hi, I'm dad. Don't believe me? Well, You can doubt my words, but not my robe.

YES

I had most if not all of those action figures (the firehouse!), and oh boy did I have the proton pack and all the gear. I know I've still got it all in the basement somewhere. And ecto coolers! Man I used to live on those things.

The plastic proton beam on the action figures broke as soon as you took them out of the box :(

Do you know what happens when you cover an incandescent bulb with ecto-goo? I do. Try it today!

They went from action figures to sex toys to food. Go figure.

Man, this stuff was awesome when I was a kid

Holy crap, I always wanted Bad-To-The-Bone! I had this wierd thing about skeletons as a kid...


Anyone else find Dracula's voice a little...pedo?

I remember things I forgot I remember, though I never forgot Ecto Cooler or the shitty Slimer cartoon it was promoting

Christ. I used to think I didn't have a lot of toys when I was kid, but I had a vast majority of the crap here, including the multiple, weird versions of all the ghostbusters that made stupid faces, and the granny, the garbageman, the policeman, the football player, the proton pack, the vehicles, even the crappy play-doh set.

...I have to go thank my parents for working the best parts of their lives away to pander to my stupid obsession with a cartoon.

My kid brother had a ton of these. Me? I just wish I had those awesome cardboard buildings they used in these ads. I would make my own shitty Kaiju film.