5 because "Gordon Murray" was the name of my 5th grade social studies teacher who got party-vanned during class for running a child pornography ring, and this is precisely the sort of thing he would have shown us.
The close-up of the skunk's terrifying face fived it and then some. I refuse to believe there were ever little children who would have responded to this film with laughter instead of shrieking, screaming, and soiling themselves.