The music and the dancing was specifically and deliberately designed to mock anyone who actually watched this show. There is no doubt in my mind that this is true.

The sons of the Panther were obviously not considered 'star quality' enough to carry their show by themselves, so they were given an entire 'cosby kids'-esque gang. Rainbow panthers. Christ, that's fabulous.

That rainbow was the least gay thing about the opening.

Friz Freleng I trusted you!

Wow, that's, uh, wow.

Blue, yellow, green, purple and kinda brownish does not compose a rainbow.

Bob Clampett is currently throttling Friz Freleng in Heaven. And not just for this.

oh god it's gayer than furry porn

Not knowing this existed is pretty amazing.

Knowing this exists makes me pretty sad.

Finally, more fodder for my babyfur diaper fetish.

C HATTA.

R OCKO.

A NNIE.

P UMPKIN.

It's like the animators are trying to tell me something secretly...but what!

I...I honestly thought this would be about the adventures of Inspector Clouseau's sons solving crimes.

Even the "Rainbow Panthers" comments didn't enlighten me...

I...I'm not sure what to say except...I don't remember the Pink Panther ever speaking.

He still didn't speak in this one, only his kids did. It was like scooby doo and scrappy doo, only worse.

The nineties cartoon was pretty awesome though. His voice actor played it completely straight. No funny voice, no catch phrase, he was just this regular guy who was also a six-foot tall pink cat.

How come the kids wear clothing while Dad's naked?

Suddenly I feel very uneasy.

Holy crap. Who was the unlucky Care Bear that the Pink Panther fucked in order to create these monstrosities? The absolutely butchered Pink Panther theme has got to be the warp drive that rockets this thing into planet shit.