So basically underwater Smurfs, but the presence of multiple females means they don't lay eggs.

I still sing this terrible fucking song every once and a while when I'm in a dissociative state.

If they can breathe underwater, why do they need snorkels?

On the main page of PoE, the still for this was replaced by Angry Biker Jack Black from "Anchorman". Huzzah!

this was such bullshit.

The smurfs were simply annoying, but these things inspired so much HATE.

Buncha Sea Monkey-reject looking BOOOOOLSHIT

Holy Fucking Shit, I don't remember "Count Snorkula" in the intro before.

I watched too much of this as a kid.


As I remember it, it came on right before Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

They still show Snorks on either Boomerang or Cartoon Network, and my daughter used to watch it every morning within the past couple of years. Oddly enough she preferred it to the Smurfs. She didn't seem to care that the Smurfs came first, and that this was an even more horrible ripoff, so I let it drop.

Dude from X-Entertainment once told a story of his Cub Scout days, when the various troops were holding a competition for the best song celebrating the scouts. X-E guy's troop was pretty sure they had it in the bag: they planned to sing the "Thundercats" song but sing "scouts" instead of "cats". (Which, when you're eight years old, is pretty unbeatable.) All was going well ... except the troop right in before them had the exact same idea and sang the "Thunderscouts" song. So X-E's pack leader had to come up with a new song on the spot, and that new song was "Come Along with the Scouts".

The Snorks mean ever-expanding layers of failure.