Here's the deal: Five stars or I sneak into your house at night with a cattlegun.

Luckily this particular gas station has a line of nooses hanging up behind the counter, in case you don't quite understand what is going on in this scene.

i think i had to wipe the drool off of my face when this scene was over in the theater...

Sir?

without context i just saw a pretentious Nick Cave wannabe being a dick to yokel.

The best part of the movie. Goes downhill from here.

Boo, you people suck. This is a million star scene.

Of the seventy or eighty thousand stars this deserves, at least sixteen hundred are for the way Bardem says "pocket" alone.

I drive around all day, murmuring "Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky gwarter" to myself.

The way Bardem is lit here makes him look exactly like David Walliams in a gay wig.

This scene creeped the fuck out of me

first movie i've seen that's as great as the book

I liked him better in Everybody Loves Raymond.

What just happened there, and why don't I care?

Word is, the Coens asked Bardem to play Chigurgh, and he said, No, I don't drive, I don't like violence, and my English isn't so good. And the Coens said, that's why we want you.

There's also this rumor going around that everyone who didn't 5-star this is actually 100% worse than Hitler, and also retarded.

Full circle from Blood Simple

I dont generally watch movies anymore because Im not a retard, but I rented this because I heard it won an oscar. It was fatnastico.

Personally, I love the way he says "You already asked me that!".

Anyone who hates this movie is a complete fucktard (I'm looking at you, Confused Matthew!).