This man is seriously a new hero of mine.

From hobo to homeowner. Hobomeowner.

among other things

Yikes. Dude even looks like a gopher.

Good for him.

Also it's really great how the title of this video sounds like the first line of a song.

Now this is how you hobo.

Boo to Caltrans for keeping the man down. Wait, that didn't come out right.

This was four stars until the EMERGENCY EXIT escape route. Then there weren't enough stars.

Derrol Nail

"I found his hole"

At the risk of sounding callous and cliche, the guy can build a dirt home underground. Why doesn't he try to get another job as a carpenter?

4 stars for Bruce, and 1 star for a news anchor and cameraman hip enough to be courteous guests in a hobo's underground home.

BRUCE!

Hey, inspect my hole! Dirt's a part of my program too, man!

Sometimes something awesome happens in Fresno!

There is actually some precedent for this, too: http://www.undergroundgardens.com/