That took too much time to basically point out the way that does the most damage and is the most effective in generating angry reactions from other players.
You're really out thinking the game man, you're a revolutionary genius. Now those jocks who used to call you fat in high school will finally learn their lesson!
If you're going to be a big a douche bag as doing this you might as well go all out and be the biggest, douchest, person humanly possible and screech into the mic and carry on as well.