"Try to keep an open mind."

Those two guys on the bench are clearly gay. And I don't mean just on-camera, either. Those two got paid for this acting job with sex.

With each other.

I wonder if these guys get into heated debates over whose version of "what is turning our kids into Satan worshipping homos" is correct.

Rock 'N' Roll vs. Pokemon/He-Man

Tonight at the Moose Lodge: Christian Mullet! "Wacky" ska-core covers of Stryper songs, performed ironically, for about 15 other people, that are also in bands.

A concerned member of my church youth group made sure this was loaned out to me, because he was concerned about the influence music was having on me. This video was meant to honestly persuade me, and was presented to me without irony. It may have had an effect, because I'd stopped going to church within a year.

There aren't enough stars.

"The brainwashed...do not know...they are brainwashed" says the brainwashed preacher in a tape designed to brainwash.

And then the singer for the fucking Huns!!

This video made me kneel down and pray...that the other 17 parts will be submitted.

Why?

Why can't we have propaganda like this anymore?

Why can't we have nice things? (to laugh at)

If anybody wants to upload the rest of the videos, be my guest. This one was the most fun. Plus, I keep getting 'Auth Error3.x3a' when I go to submit another section. Thanks POE.

Do yourself a favor and get "The Allure of Rock" - which is a sort of "best of" video they made taking the most truthy moments from Hells Bells, All Rapped Up (their rap movie), and another one I can't remember the name of which was less heavy metal and more modern music.

I watched it so many times, and actually heard quite a few great bands for the first time on that thing.