Okay before anyone calls me on it, I fucked up the second link. You want to go here for more Pvt. Hudson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzmnck7jsb8

Man, always in a hurry, and they wonder how I came up with half my name.

The "Particle Beam Phalanx" part alone is worth five stars

Bill mother-fuckin Paxton

I am very much Hudson is real life and I am not sure how I feel about it.

My only goal in life is to die like Pvt. Hudson.