NOT SAFE FOR WORK LANGUAGE

call your mother and thank her

(unless this is your mother, in which case you should give her some time to cool off)

I wonder why this kid doesn't want to come home from school?

MONICA WILSON!!!

5 stars for the Bill Cosby quote

Before I be commitin' a one-eight-seven.

Vagina Dentata

Someone needs a maaaaaaaan

liiisten.......are you there?

I like that, she's preventing her own crime. That's nice. That's forethought, people.

Ma'am . . . ma'am . . . . ma'am?

And nothing of value was lost.

"I brought him in this world, I'm about to take his motherfucking ass back out."

I counted 15 uses of the word "motherfucker." An average of 1 every 6 seconds.

If you have any doubts that this is the same Monica Wilson you know, the address at the beginning should settle it for you.

She phoned in to make a point, and then the county sent over child welfare services to make a point of their own.

This reminds me of Baltimore