FireVampire  - 2008-06-22
In fact, you like it because it feels relaxing.
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oddeye - 2008-06-22
This guy has quite a few of these videos, most of which are too long for anyone at poetv to bother watching, but check out his page if you feel like learning how to stop someone from killing you by accepting them emotionally.
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bopeton - 2008-06-23
Dude's kind of fat, for a ninja.
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Hooker - 2008-06-23
I think my favourite part is that they get dressed up to do this.
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Enjoy - 2008-06-23
I wonder how much he charges per hour for his full service "Ki."
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futurebot - 2008-06-23
I want to become a pro wrestler and use this as my gimmick.
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-23 This would be amusing for six months, tops, with good writing, as long as it's written as a Rise, Decline, and Fall Of The Roman Empire sort of way, all collimating in a pay-per-view event where Chi Master Chin repeatedly attempts and fails at convincing (insert popular wrassler name here) to fall down.
Every match said Chi Master Chin was in would end up being an entertaining sideshow between the matches people came to see; Jobber VS Jobber.
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JackDenials - 2008-06-23
I wanna see these motherfuckers channel their ki into a crack head with a 9mm.
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zatojones - 2008-06-23
I WANNA TOUCH PEOPLE
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mouser - 2008-06-23
I just made my shodan (black belt) in Aikibudo. I understand and dig what he's saying. He does sound like a pussy but should you experience getting your arm locked in a position in such a way that moving your body pushes against your own shoulder, putting you out of balance (in this case, backwards), you won't understand what's he's trying to explain.
Uke is being a puss for not completing his ushiro ukemi (back roll), though. It just looks dorky to end up on your ass like that to get up after that.
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-23 It's called Aikido, and you use terms like "uke," "shodan," "ukemi" and "pussy."
I quit when I was a purple belt because the whole goddamn dojo was filled with teenagers looking for any and all excuses for Self-Defense, BIG FUCKING QUOTES around that term. When you have enough time during kata to notice someone is flipping you off, it's time to find a new fucking pastime that doesn't involve circular motion to dislocate a shoulder.
Did you learn anything in Aikido besides how to go from the Shaking Hands position to locking a person's wrist and twisting their arm back to behind their neck?
You're a bouncer, aren't you?
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oddeye - 2008-06-23 This shit is nothing about position of shoulders, arm locks or any of that actual useful stuff. It's about using your super powers to convince dorky weeaboos to fall over.
Stop gaying up the comments for fucks sake.
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mouser - 2008-06-23 Messed up my previous reply but hey, I did say he sounded like a pussy. But I should have said douchebag.
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-23 Yeah mouser, what oddeye said to you. We don't care about your kung-fu.
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mouser - 2008-06-23
What I do is Aikibudo. It's Aikido plus more elements brought back from Daito-ryu Aiki Jujutsu and Katori Shinto Ryu. The Aikido part is just the same, but we have chika-ma (short distance) stuff that typical Aikido doesn't have.
No, I'm not a bouncer. I just do it because badminton isn't my thing.
In Aikibudo, there are more direct approaches than long circular movements. The Te No Michi Biki ("hand that guides") principles are the same but has more of an "offensive" entry. That's some of the Daito-ryu stuff we incorporate. www.aikibudo.com
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mouser - 2008-06-23 ^ this was a response to "j lzrd / swift idiot ". I fucked up.
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j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-23 Well at least you provided a link. Thanks. I guess I'll read up on how the art has evolved into hurting people.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-06-23
"We practiced this last night"
I bet you did.
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Freeman Gordon - 2008-06-23
Makes me wanner shower
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charmlessman - 2008-06-23
Now, if we just pretend like I'm doing something, you will pretend like you got knocked down. But if I tell you I'm not going to do it right, then you'll stay standing up. But then I'll tell you I'm going to do it right again, and you'll fall over. Got it? OK, let's roll the video.
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waxeater - 2008-06-23
And people think jiu-jitsu looks gay.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-06-27
Combat cuddling?
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oddeye - 2008-06-28 five star comment
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Pie Boy - 2008-08-15
the awesome power of collective suggestion
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