hey look it's that band that writes songs as if they have soft drink ads and teen comedy soundtracks in mind

I wish I knew more about guitars. They seem like cool instruments, for jamfestivals.


This song is also my guilty pleasure.

"Don't delay, act now, supplies are running out."

Indeed. We need more of this uplifting happydepressing shit.

Their entire first album is a guilty pleasure.

Sounds like a failing tube preamp or something.

Fush Yu Meng was a really great album.

Joining the guilty pleasure crowd here.

Shit sorry Wax, we just like songs that make me dance.

What can we say?

I still like Blood Of Abraham, if that's any consolation.

I like blood of abraham too, and it's not.

I don't care how old you are - you sound like a fucking fifteen year old.

Yes, Sublime and The Offspring were legit, once. They were even poor and humble bands, once. And then Sublime cashed in on the HUR HUR 4:20 crowd, and The Offspring rode the 2nd wave punk scene like an angry midget on a jolly fat man.

And now you know.

Listen Sublime and the Offspring may have been good. But these guys weren't. I'm sorry to tell you that.

I'm just sorry you didn't hear their first album.

"Let me tell you something. We need a two and a half hour movie about the Doors? Folks, no we don't. I can sum it up for you in five seconds, ok. "I'm drunk. I'm nobody. I'm drunk. I'm famous. I'm drunk. I'm fucking dead." There's the whole movie, ok!? Big fat dead guy in a bath tub, there's your title for you."

--Denis Leary