The proper plural of octopus is 'octopedes.'
j lzrd / swift idiot
What is it in French, the Universal Language?
Oh yeah, and cute cephalopods like Octy and his pal, Cuttlefish always get a fave.
Is there any animal cooler than the octopus? I say no.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Holy shit, no fucking around, once the top of that mason jar is popped, that crab is going straight to the mouth. And then, octy proves that there is no hole small enough to keep it from devouring its meal. You cannot keep it out, it will come in and OM NOM NOM whatever it pleases.
Alien intelligence, right in our own backyard. Give them the requisite 8M years, and give them a bridge to land like the lung-fish, and friends, the descendents of the great apes are going to be in trouble.
What alien intelligence? These things have been here millions of years since we have. They are, in a sense, more native than you, human.
|Binro the Heretic |
"I have beaten your security system and eaten you. Now, I shall live in your tiny transparent house!"
j lzrd / swift idiot
This is a story of three crabs; one built his house of Mason Jar, another built his house out of Erlenmeyer Flask, and the third built his house out of Hamster Tube.
Then the Big Bad Octopus came and fucking ate all three of them and was all like "WHAT?!"
I has no skeleton
You are never safe from the octopus.
Marvel at the uncanny intelligence of the octopus to the ethereal tones of Enigma reading Battleship grid markings!
|Babies Ate My Dingo |
Simultaneously awesome and scary as fuck. "No matter where you go, no matter what you put in our way, we will go where we please, eat what we desire, and film porn with your hot stepmothers and barely-legal schoolgirls."
"apetura del frasco" also translates to crab language for FUCK HOLY FUCK I AM FUCKING DEAD
Imagine one of these emerging from the S-Bend of your toilet while you took a piss
I submitted this because crabs were, previously, my favorite animal. I now officially have to change my astrological sign to "Octopus".
|Killer Joe |
I can't order octo sushi anymore...
i am convinced that octopuses and squids have giant underwater cities in the depths of the oceans that we will never find
I hate this animal.
|Pie Boy |
Characterized by HUGE EYES, BEAKS, INTELLIGENCE and AMBITION!
Yeah those crabs were all like "COME AND GET ME BEEYOTCH" and all of a sudden it was like "OH SHIT"
dude's a bro
Screw the damned crabs.
Are the Rangers going to take the series?
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